So basically I have to…
Dig a hole in the hillside,
Get pointy ears,
Become so intoxicated you’re no longer coherent & can’t drive,
Be an asshole like the general population,
Take up smoking a long neck pipe
& violently take over entire cities and towns to bathe in their blood & wealth?!?
Sounds like a good year to me!
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